Veteran Mechanic Talks of Secondhand Autos
By Martin Bunn
From the April 1931 issue of
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"Gee whiz!" exclaimed young Bill Anders as he gazed longingly at the shiny new automobile. "I just wish I had a car like that!"
"Itd suit me right down to the ground, too," echoed Ted Anders, Bills younger brother.
Gus Wilson, veteran auto mechanic and half owner of the Model Garage, looked at them critically.
"You young scalawagsll never get a car like this just by wishing," he grumbled as he lowered the hood and snapped the catches. "Instead of just hanging around here under my feet all the time, why dont you earn some money so you can buy one?"
"I do earn money," young Bill indignantly protested. "Ive got enough saved up already to pay my way through college next year."
At that moment the postman poked his head in the door and handed several letters to Gus.
"You might as well take this and save me stopping at your house," he said, thrusting a letter into Bill Anders hand.
Joe Clark, Guss partner, emerged out of his little office to get the mail just in time to hear Bill let out an excited yell.
"Hurray!" he shouted, juggling the letter under Guss nose. "Ive won the scholarship! Now dadll let me use that money to buy a car! What kind of a car shall I get, Gus?"
"Well," Gus grinningly observed, "if youre like the rest of these collegiate birds I see around here, youll collect a rattling heap of tin."
"Not for me," said Bill firmly. "I want a real car and then I want to keep it in tip-top condition. Do you think Id do better to buy a good secondhand car instead of a new one?"
Gus threw up his hands. "Solomon himself couldnt give the right answer to that one," he said. "It depends on a whole lot of things. How much money do you have? What type of car do you want? What do you expect out of a car? How much do you expect to use it? Even with all those questions answered, theres still plenty of room for argument. About all I can do is to line up some of the things youll have to figure on and let you decide for yourself."
"Fair enough," said Bill. "Just tell me the arguments both ways. Thatll give me something to go on."
"To begin with," said Gus, "the main difference between buying a new car and a secondhand bus is that the new one is pretty much of a sure thing while the secondhand outfit is, most times, just a gamble.
"When you buy a new car there is always the chance that some part may prove defective, but you can be dead sure that there arent any worn parts. If you take the trouble to cover at least a couple of thousand miles before the guarantee runs out, youre almost certain to smoke out anything really defective so you can get it replaced free.
"Another thing about a new car is the tires. You start out with new rubber on every wheel, and in the ordinary course of events you neednt expect any tire trouble at all for a couple of years, except maybe a couple of punctures.
"The rubber on a secondhand car may be pretty rotten without looking awful bad. Ive seen lots of secondhand cars need new shoes al around before the year was out.
"The same thing applies to batteries. Theyre like tiresonly good for so long, anyhow. A battery thatll start the secondhand car in fine style when you get a demonstration may go all to pieces in six months. Sometimes a new car battery does that too, buy not if you take care of it."
"Why couldnt you take care of the secondhand car battery the same way and get the same results?" Bill broke in.
"Because," Gus explained, "taking car of a battery isnt going to put back the material thats fallen off the plates or patch up the holes in the separators that are going to cause short circuits. Babying along a bum battery after it starts to go bad is just a waste of time.
"Thats two items," Gus continued, "and theres a lot more. You cant tell how much carbon there is in the cylinders or even how many miles itll be before the valves will need regrinding just by lifting the hood and looking at the motor. How long will it be before the starter motor itself is going to need attention? Or the generator? Or the clutch? Or the brakes need relining? You cant tell from the outside. Thats where the gamble comes in. Maybe not one of these partsll give you a bit of trouble for years. Then again they may all go on the blink the first month and thats just your hard luck.
"Theres another thing," he went on. "When you buy a secondhand car, its already out of date. Suppose its three years old when you get it. Look around and see how the cars that are five years old look to you today. Kind of ancient, dont they look? Your three-year-old car is going to look just as ancient to you and everybody else in only two years.
"Dont get the idea that a secondhand car is always a lemon," Gus cautioned. "It may be a much better buy than a new car. When a man buys a new car he pays the factory price plus the freight charge and also a service charge, so what he pays is a lot more than the advertised price. Then if he drives it for a couple of months and tries to sell it, he has to take a big loss even if the car looks just like new and is in mechanically expert condition. It may even be better than new if hes broken it in really carefully. If he keeps it over a year and then tries to sell it, he has to take two years depreciation instead of one.
"Maybe he has kept it in fine shape and only driven it three or four thousand miles. Figured on a dollars per mile basis, the fellow that buys that car is getting a real bargain. Its only a tenth worn out any way you figure it, and he gets it for half or maybe a third of what it cost."
"Sure sounds like a dream any way you put it," said Bill. "Buy why does the fellow that bought the car in the first place sell it so cheap?"
"Thats just human nature again," Gus maintained. "Hes like the woman who throws away a pretty good pair of shoes or a dress and buys a new dress or shoes just because the ones she had werent exactly like what every other woman happened to be wearing that particular month. Keeping up with the styles is fine, son, if you can afford it."
"Then," said Bill, "you think Id be taking less chance on buying a new car but I might get a much better bargain in a secondhand one?"
"Thats about the way it sizes up," Gus grinned. "Like a lot of other propositions it all depends on how you look at it!"